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Welcome to “Cheers and Jeers,” a section of The Prowler where staff members share what really grinds their gears. Here you will find unprecedented opinions, served hot and fresh every two weeks.


Cheers to Pete Davidson who was finally featured in a skit on “Saturday Night Live.” Not only is this his first time in a skit in a few months, but the skits were also a huge hit among viewers.

Now that is a way I would like to start my morning.

Cheers to Reese’s cups! What other candy has the perfect portion of chocolate and peanut butter?

Cheers to everything bagels. Messy, yes, but when you toast it and add cream cheese? Now that is a way I would like to start my morning. 

Cheers to Staff Writer Kaitlyn Doyle’s upcoming birthday. Here’s to adulthood — you can do all the things you could as a seventeen-year-old, but now you can go to war!

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Jeers to Senator Ted Cruz. Your state is living in a crisis, countless people are without food, water, and electricity, yet you decided it was an appropriate time to vacation to Cancun with your family? What a way to provide for the people who elected you!

Would have been a great gift, if she was not allergic to gluten.

Jeers to our return from winter break. Despite being a week long, it seemed to pass in the blink of an eye.

Jeers to the six boxes of pasta Staff Writer Charlie Goins received at The Prowler’s late Christmas gift exchange. Would have been a great gift, if she was not allergic to gluten.

Jeers to how cold it has been in the Midwest. The infrastructure in some of these states cannot withstand the cold and many people are struggling to provide food and water to their families. Click here for a list of different relief funds designed to help people struggling to survive in Texas.

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