Cheers to caffeine. We are sleep-deprived teenagers, what else are we going to do besides drink caffeine? Get on a good sleep schedule? That is funny. 

Cheers to the time change happening at the end of this week. One more hour of sleep. Yay!

Cheers to singing in the car. It does not matter if you sound like a dying cat, no one can hear you in the car.

Cheers to happy pumpkins you can draw faces on. They are so cute!

Cheers to the Falcons currently being the top team in the NFC South. Who knew that could happen?

Cheers to the freedom of speech, unless it is hate speech. Hate speech is still not cool or acceptable.

Jeers to the time change happening at the end of this week. Yes, we may get one more hour of sleep, but we also have to reset every clock and adjust our sleep schedule.

Jeers to Tom Brady. Imagine losing your wife and winning streak all in one season. 

Jeers to student teacher and former Panther Brandon Frye giving athletic director Shane Ratliff a bloody nose at last Friday’s pep rally. We understand that accidents happen, but that would be a penalty in the NFL.

Jeers to Kan”ye” West. Kanye, man, why are we still having issues with antisemitism? I thought we agreed that was bad after World War II. 

Jeers to bad music. For example, we have the song “Fancy Like.” It is not fancy at all. 

Jeers too bad spilling. Why mark reading hoarder then it allreddy is?