Cheers to Panther spring sports. Both the baseball team and the boys lacrosse team have made it to the final four in state playoffs. At track sectionals over the weekend, 20 individuals and six relay teams qualified for the state meet.
Cheers to sophomore Jared Moore who broke the school record for discus at sectionals. He threw a very respectable 162.17 feet.
Cheers to Panera’s supposedly free drinks. According to Staff Writer Jax Rainey, you can walk into a Panera, fill a plastic cup at the fountain, and walk right out. The Prowler is not liable for arrests.
Cheers to the coronation of the new monarch of the UK. Charles III succeeded his mother, the one and only Queen Elizabeth II.
Cheers to the current screenwriters strike. The Writers Guild of America represents several thousand writers who are pursuing fairness in their wages.
Cheers to the TSA racing team. They earned first place in the advanced battery class at the third annual Franklin/Hart County Invitational on Saturday.’
Jeers to technology becoming a little too autonomous. Terminator: Part VII is on the horizon, or maybe just a new age of students cheating on assignments with AI.
Jeers to having to pay extra for a side of Chipotle chips. What, I’m expected to pay for my food?
Jeers to the 2000s. The monochrome sweatsuits, ultra low-waisted jeans, and absurd premises aired on television shows during this decade should have been avoided. We support Y2K.
Jeers to monarchy. Get with the times, Great Britain.
Jeers to the screenwriters strike. Yeah, go get what you deserve, but now the common people have to suffer from lack of new media.
Jeers to the driver’s license process in Georgia. Seventeen-year-olds who haven’t started the learner’s permit process are left in a bit of a pickle.