The Prowler

Temper-testing, timeline-tampering trials and triumphs

Temper-testing, timeline-tampering trials and triumphs

January 15, 2018

If humans were to time travel, we would risk the destruction of our reality, the end of human civilization, paradoxes beyond comprehension, or even more horrifying: kissing our own mother. The following w...

J.J. Abrams, you’re my only hope

J.J. Abrams, you’re my only hope

December 18, 2017

Major spoilers ahead, though the movie is such a downer, I’d suggest throwing caution to the wind. If anyone unearths Disney’s bribing scheme, let me know, because the 93% on Rotten Tomatoes and 86%...

Rockin’ around the cinemas

Rockin’ around the cinemas

December 8, 2017

December is finally here, and no longer can your Scrooge-of-a-friend complain about Thanksgiving being neglected (as it should be). Christmas decorations are up, Christmas music is playing, and best of a...

League of heroes cannot save own production company

League of heroes cannot save own production company

December 8, 2017

“Justice League” released late last month and has been highly criticized for being a poorly made film. The movie had many problems with both production and plot points. Poor directing and acting were ...

The Punisher returns with a vengeance

The Punisher returns with a vengeance

November 28, 2017

In the incredible first season of “The Punisher,” the story of the one-man firing squad who metes out his own deadly version of justice continues. The only question viewers should ask themselves b...

Agatha Christie fans are all aboard for newest Hercules Poirot film

Agatha Christie fans are all aboard for newest Hercules Poirot film

November 17, 2017

One snowbound train. One victim, stabbed to death in the night. Twelve suspects. Hercules Poirot may be the greatest detective in the world, but will he be able to solve the mystery? Agatha Christie...

Newest ‘Thor’ movie Ragna-rocks the box office

Newest ‘Thor’ movie Ragna-rocks the box office

November 9, 2017

He lost his hammer. He lost his hair. He may lose his home. Thor’s not having a great day, and to top it off he has to fight the Hulk. When “Thor: Ragnarok” arrived in theaters last Friday, fans ...

A disaster of avalanche proportions

A disaster of avalanche proportions

November 7, 2017

I never thought any movie could compare to the atrocity that was "The Emoji Movie," and yet “The Snowman” managed to. This highly-anticipated thriller is anything but thrilling. Hold onto your hats,...

‘Stranger Things’ is back and it’s bold

‘Stranger Things’ is back and it’s bold

November 3, 2017

“Stranger Things 2” dropped this past week, and it’s kind of everything we could have hoped for. Our favorite guys and gals of Hawkins are back and better than ever, and new characters--both friend...

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