Jeers to Axe Body Spray. It is not the same thing as a shower! 

Jeers to soggy waffles. Waffles are supposed to be nice and crunchy on the outside with a soft center not soggy and gross. 

It is not the same thing as a shower!

Jeers to slow drivers. Come on, grandma, why are we going anything below 60 mph on Highway 74?

Jeers to non-cop cop cars. Those Ford Explorers that look like a police officer behind you but are actually not are just awful. Stinks for you, because now I am driving 10 under to avoid getting pulled over. 

Jeers to arson. Let’s just not burn things down? Sounds like an easy fix.