Jeers to sleep deprivation. Can we just go back to bed? 

Jeers to the fact that we are still having to worry about nuclear warfare in Russia and Ukraine. Let’s vote to solve this with a nice game of NOT NUKING PEOPLE! 

Jeers to people who come into class late, but with food for another class. Not only are they late, but they brought tasty treats that they do not intend to share. 

Jeers to all the bad movies coming out recently. For example, when will we have enough of the “Halloween” movies and why can’t DC tell a good story on screen?

Jeers to raw veggies that do not have sauce or are cooked. To quote the words our adviser uses when editing drafts of our stories, “Gross,” “Yuck,” “Barf.”  

Jeers to bad autocorrect. Since when does, “Hey, mom. Can you get milk?” turn into, “Hey, Mom. You stink you, awful crazy lady.”