Jeers to the current teacher shortage in America. You guys, I think we finally scared them all off.

Jeers to “Cocomelon.” Surely that show does more harm than goodー especially for the poor bystanders who have to listen to it. Fear the Cocomelon kids. They’re like iPad kids, but worse.

Jeers to sunburn. The intention behind neglecting SPF at the beach was to become a bronze goddess, not an overgrown red lobster.

Jeers to food poisoning. One questionably cooked cheeseburger, and food becomes foe.

Jeers to judging others. When it comes down to it, it is a normal human reaction to what we see. However, the inclination too often leads to prejudice, even though we only know what is immediately perceivable. We could all do a little better here.